{"product_id":"whatever-bitches-t-shirt","title":"Whatever Bitches T-shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e🦥✨ **Whatever Bitches T-Shirt – Zen Sloth Graphic Tee**\u003cbr\u003eZero Stress, Maximum Unbothered Energy! Meditate, Float, and Protect Your Inner Peace. 🦥✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen studio drama tries to creep into your sacred mat space or the daily grind gets too loud, sometimes the ultimate response is simply taking a deep breath, sitting in lotus, and letting everything slide right off! The **Whatever Bitches T-Shirt** is a hilarious, delightfully subversive anthem for anyone who prefers serene sloth energy over unnecessary chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing an exquisitely detailed, mandala-patterned sloth sitting peacefully in cross-legged meditation under a radiating sunburst. Arched above and below the zen creature in bold vintage-style typography is the iconic, unbothered mantra: *\"I WAS LIKE 'WHATEVER BITCHES' \/ AND THE BITCHES WHATEVERED\"*. Printed in cream-white ink on a soft navy heather tee, it’s the ultimate sassy-meets-soothing statement top for protecting your aura.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e### Perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* **🦥 Unbothered movers \u0026amp; studio regulars** who use yoga, Pilates, and mindfulness to completely block out negativity\u003cbr\u003e* **✨ Sassy zen enthusiasts** who love combining serene, intricate mandala art with bold, hilarious profanity humor\u003cbr\u003e* **🎁 A funny \u0026amp; empowering gift** for your most chill workout bestie, yoga partner, or studio friend who stays unbothered no matter what\u003cbr\u003e* **☕ Post-mat cool-downs, lounge days \u0026amp; casual errands**, pairing seamlessly with high-waisted leggings, sweatpants, or an oversized zip-up\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFind your center, take a slow breath, and let the world do its thing while you stay perfectly calm! 🦥✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XS","offer_id":49985073774842,"sku":"18461499966947372998","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":49985074069754,"sku":"31915759159846616142","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":49985074364666,"sku":"20814888778998268564","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":49985074659578,"sku":"26014859960036560976","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49985074954490,"sku":"16529843465184805936","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49985075249402,"sku":"85722701818530523207","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49985075544314,"sku":"30510454146530458162","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":49985075839226,"sku":"22672183911334449990","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ XS","offer_id":49985073905914,"sku":"16651021156449750053","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ S","offer_id":49985074200826,"sku":"87380851328244433827","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ M","offer_id":49985074495738,"sku":"26572892207671549012","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ L","offer_id":49985074790650,"sku":"19365917539878266625","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":49985075085562,"sku":"10317366922638265848","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":49985075380474,"sku":"35567697425680664220","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":49985075675386,"sku":"58658016271534416594","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":49985075970298,"sku":"22397621601733000640","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ XS","offer_id":49985073742074,"sku":"33759401841071975834","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ S","offer_id":49985074036986,"sku":"71862493868381810748","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ M","offer_id":49985074331898,"sku":"13041902997301267442","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ L","offer_id":49985074626810,"sku":"10311922034686841457","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ XL","offer_id":49985074921722,"sku":"98790002345241988742","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 2XL","offer_id":49985075216634,"sku":"26580318414670817915","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 3XL","offer_id":49985075511546,"sku":"17267446044137034937","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 4XL","offer_id":49985075806458,"sku":"27208030448606955629","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":49985073840378,"sku":"13606620151912468286","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":49985074135290,"sku":"29375031988270447495","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":49985074430202,"sku":"25332586018402846596","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":49985074725114,"sku":"32198950075006127710","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":49985075020026,"sku":"54019277508939125532","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":49985075314938,"sku":"22564266287668818681","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":49985075609850,"sku":"29591501533981563604","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":49985075904762,"sku":"28059533947108797020","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":49985073873146,"sku":"14863890333223361188","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49985074168058,"sku":"24436099636961618098","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49985074462970,"sku":"22467129029710359292","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49985074757882,"sku":"27715484594629130612","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49985075052794,"sku":"13530069566828527407","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49985075347706,"sku":"22378417806438434082","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49985075642618,"sku":"15120447871217153399","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":49985075937530,"sku":"15710343712377810251","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":49985076035834,"sku":"37281181872287074785","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XS","offer_id":49985073643770,"sku":"11283331189949766760","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":49985073938682,"sku":"13555764965320045251","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":49985074233594,"sku":"23682115958942184416","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":49985074528506,"sku":"68451855348476792484","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49985074823418,"sku":"25455382775577305742","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49985075118330,"sku":"12202488050616944907","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49985075413242,"sku":"20047714628453702021","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":49985075708154,"sku":"18944578999720020235","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Raspberry \/ XS","offer_id":49985073807610,"sku":"18277024958068439659","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Raspberry \/ S","offer_id":49985074102522,"sku":"22744522564912196634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Raspberry \/ M","offer_id":49985074397434,"sku":"28758527497207183633","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Raspberry \/ L","offer_id":49985074692346,"sku":"21415614062779918597","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Raspberry \/ XL","offer_id":49985074987258,"sku":"13081421467363215077","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Raspberry \/ 2XL","offer_id":49985075282170,"sku":"34481877272477652538","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Raspberry \/ 3XL","offer_id":49985075577082,"sku":"31048717189945607763","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Raspberry \/ 4XL","offer_id":49985075871994,"sku":"20699485489220632399","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":49985073676538,"sku":"24950541891658224005","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49985073971450,"sku":"14866741229959592741","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49985074266362,"sku":"10599336120809973139","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49985074561274,"sku":"36981191202439163173","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49985074856186,"sku":"20078331953028243685","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49985075151098,"sku":"24668859668769310249","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49985075446010,"sku":"16658061511539950494","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49985075740922,"sku":"33477637268948428713","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":49985076003066,"sku":"25520513963145784015","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Teal \/ XS","offer_id":49985073709306,"sku":"29007973473986372019","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Teal \/ S","offer_id":49985074004218,"sku":"10384094234778116647","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Teal \/ M","offer_id":49985074299130,"sku":"55380406223346541564","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Teal \/ L","offer_id":49985074594042,"sku":"15562174732288953676","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Teal \/ XL","offer_id":49985074888954,"sku":"32416699071838615455","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Teal \/ 2XL","offer_id":49985075183866,"sku":"47649943948729263813","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Teal \/ 3XL","offer_id":49985075478778,"sku":"35086078819528340139","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Teal \/ 4XL","offer_id":49985075773690,"sku":"17860842977846278100","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/7734\/7322\/files\/cmsfuy5x002a5imzspg3n6m6l-output.webp?v=1785920620","url":"https:\/\/mindcloth.com\/products\/whatever-bitches-t-shirt","provider":"MindCloth","version":"1.0","type":"link"}