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Featuring a witty infographic graphic of an expressive gingerbread man performing various reformer exercises—categorized into six stages of workout intensity: *\"NO PAIN\", \"MILD PAIN\", \"MODERATE PAIN\", \"SEVERE PAIN\", \"VERY SEVERE PAIN\"*, and the infamous *\"WORST PAIN POSSIBLE\"*—this tee is the ultimate statement piece for dedicated studio regulars! 🍪✨🏋️‍♀️\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShowcased in a sleek, classic black, this shirt is crafted from our signature soft, breathable, lightweight cotton fabric. 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