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layering** with a bold, cheerful, and highly expressive touch of personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause dramatic core workouts call for dramatic workout tees — wear your passion for Pilates, fitness, and hilarious self-deprecation with total pride 💀🧘♀️✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":49678191362298,"sku":"64664333754552674992","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":49678191624442,"sku":"27439676846032660370","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":49678191853818,"sku":"38929230728174217621","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49678192115962,"sku":"33068247051992040011","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 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